Man Dies After His Six Ton Porn Stash Collapses On Top of Him

If you ever needed proof that porn is bad for your health this is it.

The great German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once said “The mother of excess is not joy but joylessness”. You maybe wondering what this pretentious quote has to do with this story, but when your porn collection, that weighs six-tons, falls on you and takes your life, you’ll find that it’s quite fitting for this occasion.

The deceased individual in Japan, only identified as Joji, was found after being buried for six-months under a cavalcade of six-tons worth of wank-bank material.

The former car maker’s body was found in his apartment by his landlord after he entered the premises as he was late on his rent. Apparently a member of the cleaning crew hired to ‘dispose’ of his mountains-upon-mountains of smut found Joji’s body buried under it.

According to the cleaner, who suspected he died of a heart attack, had covered everything single space of the apartment with dirty magazines and cuttings of his ‘favourite’ articles.