Drug Dealer Calls Police To Report His Cocaine Has Been Stolen

It’s one thing to be stupid enough to deal drugs, but to actually phone the police because someone’s stolen your own stash, takes it to a whole new level.

But that’s exactly what happened to one dealer in Florida, who made the idiotic call when he discovered some cocaine had gone missing from his car.

32-year-old David Blackmon, of Fort Walton Beach, called the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office claiming someone had stolen a bag of drugs and cash from his vehicle.

In the bizarre conversation between himself and the police, Blackmon identified himself as a drug dealer and told the police who came to assist that $50 in cash and a quarter ounce of cocaine had been taken from the car while it was parked up, reports the Daily Mail.

This is where the stupidity is really prevalent…

When the police arrived to investigate, they found that the cocaine was actually still in the same spot and a crack pipe was also discovered on the floor by the driver’s door.

According to the arrest report, Blackmon asked deputies why they let him keep talking if they saw the cocaine in the car.

Eventually, Blackmon decided to refuse to follow police commands as cops tried to restrain him, before arresting him.

The 32-year-old is charged with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence and possession of drug paraphernalia.


In a rambling posting on Facebook, Blackmon had a few things to say about his comical arrest:

The police wanna dirty my name don’t believe everything you see and hear cause that’s bull s*** anybody that knows me know I’ll never do something like that never call on my self never say something like that and everything that found was not in my possession

I manned up to the coke cause it was mine never knew what was in that car I just threw my shot through the window and they pulled up so don’t believe the hype real talk putting me all on fb but I always make the headlines though.